Calvin's Condoms
Condom All I want is a rich man wit
€4.99
Calvin's Condoms
Condom I will not be his father
A classic latex condom with a bold message on the wrapper. Practical protection with a little dry humour built in.
€4.99
incl. VAT
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- Plain box without logo or labels, neutral sender
- Econt from €3.49, free over €50
- Cash on delivery
- 14 days to return unopened products
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Description
Condom I will not be his father is made from natural rubber latex and designed for straightforward, classic use. It suits anyone who wants a familiar condom format with packaging that adds a cheeky note without being over the top.
The outer surface is lubricated, and the condom has a reservoir tip. When used correctly, it works as contraception and helps protect against sexually transmitted diseases.
Calvin's Condoms keeps the product simple and functional, with the message doing the talking while the condom stays focused on comfort and protection.
At a glance
- Natural rubber latex
- Length 18 cm
- Diameter 5.2 cm
- Lubricated outer surface
- Reservoir tip
- CE, FDA, SABS, ISO approvals
Details
- Brand
- Calvin's Condoms
- Type
- Classic
- Length
- 18 cm
- Diameter
- 5.2 cm
- Material
- Natural rubber latex
- Code
- 304449
- EAN
- 3665022000543
How to choose
Condoms are the only method that protects against both pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections. Check the expiry date and only use water- or silicone-based lubricant.
Care & safety
- Check the expiry date and that the wrapper is intact.
- Do not use with oils or oil-based lotions.
- Store in a cool place, away from sharp objects.
- One condom, one use.
Delivery & returns
We ship with Econt to an office, a locker or your address. Delivery takes 1–3 working days and costs from €3.49; over €50 it is free. You pay the courier on delivery.
You have 14 days to withdraw from your order. Intimate products, lingerie and cosmetics can only be returned if their packaging has not been opened — this is the law, for hygiene reasons. More about returns